Win Mr Squiggles Go Go Hamster with Loquax
242 Comments December 11, 2009 / Posted in CompetitionsThey’re the Christmas gift that apparently everyone is desperately trying to get hold and the good news is we have one! Yes we have Mr Squiggles the Go Go Hamster right here at Duck Towers and rather than keep him or put him on eBay for an astronomical amount of cash we’ve decided to give him away to one lucky Loquax user.
If all goes well (i.e. we manage to get organised and get ourselves down to the post office on time) then the winner will have Mr Squiggles in time for Christmas Day.
To enter our competition is going to be very easy too. Just leave a fun festive message or Christmas Cracker joke for your fellow users.
The closing date for entries is short so that we have plenty of time to get delivery sorted out. So please make sure you’ve entered by the 17th December. A winner will be chosen at random on the 18th!
If you are looking for a Go Go Hamster then keep an eye on our bargains forums where users are kindly posting information about stock levels. And finally, if you are shopping online don’t forget to pick up some discount vouchers to help you save a few pounds too.
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Ice caps!!!
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A. In the dark!
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
COWS GO
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Ice to meet you!
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Cross Mouse cards
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Long arms!
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Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five milk jug rings,
Four munchy house plants,
Three running rabbits,
Two fuzzy mousies,
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Sherlock Bones.
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Cliff!
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JUSTICE FINGERS!!
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Frosties
ho ho ho
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Do you think that’s too dear
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It’s Christmas, Eve !
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Who’s there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
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What does Batman feed Robin?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner….
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who’s there?…
Hanna…
Hanna who?….
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Happy Hangovers.
My six year old loves this joke….
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A stick!
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A Christmas Quacker!
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A Cloud!!!
Not good, but at least its clean.
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Because he had lost poo!
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An Egg! LOL
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Merry Christmas everyone…………
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Cross mouse cards.
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whos there?
Doctor
Doctor who
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Elf and Safety
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Red Nose Day!
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He uses his elf a bit
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TO THE ELF CENTRE
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear? …
Nothing – you just run away.
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He Had Loquax
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Miss Issippi.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints…………..!
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table!
What do snowmane eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
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Frostbite!
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Cliff!
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‘oh, crumbs’…….
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“Horn”-aments!
Why did Mr Squiggles run away?
because he didn’t have a wheel…….
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Jane xxxx
I phoned the ramblers club today, but he just went on and on and on.
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Bah Humbug! … lol. Best wishes to everyone!
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Someday my prints will come !
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The national elf service
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Welfy!
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Pull their Christmas quackers!
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Jungle Bells
(sorry have my 10 year old to blame for this one
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What’s white and goes up?
A confused snowflake
What’s got two grey legs and two browns legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea.
What’s ET short for?
Because he’s only got little legs.
Happy Christmas All
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
on the Winternet
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
really bad one here
What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear.
who is never hungry at christmas??????
The turkey as he is always stuffed hahahaha
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
What do you call a Snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs???
Anything you like–he can’t hear you!
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey where’d you get the pig?”
The women says “This isn’t a pig it’s a duck”
and the bartender says “No, I was talking to the duck!”
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year.
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!
Where do pigeons come from?
Crewe….Crewe…
Mum can i have a dog for christmas.?
No you can have turkey like everyone else
Are we having Grandma for Christmas
No, we’ll have a turkey like everyone else
What did Santa’s horse want for Christmas? A Pony Sleighstation
Courtesy of the hamster off the radio.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Mary
Mary Who
Mary Christmas !
Mary (sorry) – Merry Christmas everyone, hope you have a winning Christmas!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
Happy Christmas, and a winning new year xxx
How can you tell the santa is definately a man
No woman would be seen in the same outfit year after year
Happy Holidays to all!
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Baby reindeer!
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Merry christmas
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What sort of a sentence would you get if you broke the law of gravity?
A suspended one!
Two snowmen were standing in a field and one says to the other
“Can you smell carrots?”
Merry Xmas
What cheese can you hide a horse in?
Marscapone!!
What do ducks have with thier xmas dinner?
Quackers!
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Who gives presents and bites people?
Santa Jaws
merry christmas to you all,and dont forget if your feeling lonely and fed up. there are a lot of people much worse off than you.
What is black and white and goes up and down?
Answer A nun sTuck in a lift.
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Mary
Mary Who?
Mary Christmas!!!
What do you call a fish with no eye?………………….
Fshhhhhhhhh!
I would like to wish all Loquats a merry Christmas and a healthy happy and lucky 2010 hello to all those i have met this year and i hope to meet a few more of you in the coming months Love and hugs Sue xxxx
Santa Oh Santa
I love you lots
A present for you
That will fill you will gleee
Some come here my darling
On Christmas eve.
*I will*****&&^&%^%^&%^
And you &^&%^%&^*&(&(*
You will have your pressie
I will make you feel good
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
Q. which animal is the wettest
A. Raindeer
How does Jack Frost travel to work…. by icicle!
Happy Christmas to all loquats wishing you all a happy lucky 2010!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
Knock knock
Cows go
Cows go who?
No Cows go Moo!!
Happy Christmas to you all
R xxxx
Merry Christmas to you all
Whats the most common wine at christmas??…
OHHH! do I have to eat my brussel sprouts!!
Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and hoping the winning fairy visits lots in the the New Year
What is brown and sticky?
Victoria Beckham
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because he’d look silly with six inches.
My Dad swears that was in cracker when I was a kid, honest!!!
Happy Christmas to all!
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Why did the jelly baby go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!!
Marry Christmas everyone
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They’re right too. It’d be Chrita.
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It tuned out they were Hovis witnesses.
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A Snowy Sleighstation!
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
Deep and crisp and even!
Why is milk so fast?
Because it’s pasteurised before you see it
x
What did baby corn say to mamma corn?
Wheres pop corn?
Winning wishes to everyone!
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
Realised my previous entry was full of mistakes. Here I go again..
2 people came to my door wanting to talk about bread.
It turned out they were Hovis witnesses.
what is father christmas`s child called?
baby christmas
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude.
Merry christmas everyone
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’?
A mistle-’toad’.
NOE
(Oops sorry ….. No “L”)
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs…..
……Wonkey
Q. What has 2 wings and 22 legs
A. A Rugby Team
My grandson told me this one.
Merry Christmas and a Happy Lucky New Year for all on Loquax
what do monkeys sing at christmas? jungle bells…
What do you call a snowman in July?
A Puddle lol x
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
What do ducks sing at Christmas? Mallardies.
A lorry loaded with Vicks Vapour Rub has just overturned on the M!. Police say there won’t be any congestion for 6 hours.
A festive cheer,
And love from here,
To all on loquax,
Who want xmas day,
To be full of fun,
Gift wrapping done,
Food cooked right,
Santa out of sight,
Guests arrived,
You’ve survived,
And then it’s here,
A great ney year!
Where did Humpty leave his hat?
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
(dumped his hat)
Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A Pony sleigh station.
What does a snowman have for breakfast?
Ricicles!
Happy Christmas
Merry Christmas and a lucky New Year to everyone!
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Merry Christmas everyone!
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She had a pumpkin for a coach
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Flip Flips
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals
Fillipe Filop
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if you comp right upto the max,
you may just win stacks and stacks!
I wish you all a Happy New Year,
With prizes so big and dear,
Lets all all give Loquax a big cheer,
I hope 2010 is a winner for you all,
I cant wait to read all about your rewards on the wall,
Will it be a car, holiday, or big cash win, I wish I had a crystal ball,
So have a very Merry Crimbo,
Heres to a whole new lot of comps, lets go go go,
Sorry, i’ve no time to play in all this snow …
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut
A babbercue
happy christmas to all
Who looks after father Christmas when he is ill?
The national Elf service!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
Ba boom
Happy Christmas wishes to everyone – here’s for a great festive season
XX
Have a great Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas and a very happy new year to all Loquats.
I hope that 2010 is a good year for all of you.
x
On which side to turkeys have the most feathers?
The outside.
Happy Christmas.
Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, ‘from Father Christmas.’
A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.
‘What’s the matter, Al?’ I asked.
‘Ummmm’, replied Alex slowly, ‘I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Christmas’.
xx
Why was the gnome sad?
Because he didn’t have a gnome(home) to go to.
Happy Christmas and loads of comping luck to everyone.
xx
What do cows say with no lips?
oooooo
What do sheep say with no lips?
aaaaaaa
Merry Christmas and a very happy new year to all. x
merry christmas and happy new year to all loquats. Lets all hope for lots of wins in 2010!
Happy Christmas and a Lucky New Year to all!
What’s big and grey and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Merry Christmas everyone ~ and happy birthday to me for the 18th, hint hint…
Why to eggs never tell jokes?
Because they would crack each other up.
Merry Christmas all and Happy New year. xx Sorry but SNOW joke lol
What disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis
Merry Christmas everyone….
Merry Christmas to all at Loquax. Thank you all .Happy New Year.
The winner of Mr Squiggles is welsh34 – congratulations!